Stem Cell Research – Barking Chicken - Imminent Chicken Shortage
A Barking Chicken is being engineered using stem cell genrated embryo's in Nothern CA USA, to help resolve the impending shortage of chicken being caused by unheralded use of Peri-Peri in the USA
(PRWEB) May 25, 2005 -- According to confidential sources, an impending
shortage of chickens is believed to be imminent in the USA for the balance of
2005 thru 2008. This shortage is due to the sudden increase in demand for
chicken as a primary source of nutrition. Hence causing a new chicken breed to
be mechanically engineered which will bark like a dog. Stem cell Research has
now begun to develop what is being called “The Nando’s Peri-Peri Barking
Chicken”
A Spokesman for CAUSA (Chicken Assoc of the USA) says
“The
Barking Chicken will solve this impending disaster”. The unprecedented demand
for chickens is being caused by the use of Nando’s Peri-Peri Hot
Sauces.
A Nando’s spokesman is quoted as saying that it will make no
difference to sales of chickens whether they bark or not. “People won’t care if
the chicken barks or not!”.
The Scientists & Veterinarians in
Northern CA responsible for this “Nando’s Barking Chicken” were not available
for comment.
This addictive Peri-Peri Hot Sauce may be obtained in small
quantities at www.nandosusa.com.
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Source : http://www.prweb.com/releases/2005/5/prweb243869.htm